Semicha is not supposed to be easy and not supposed to be short. Would you trust someone who was confused by the intricacies of the Shach and Taz to pasken questions for you?
What is this semicha going to be used for? Does anyone think that someone who takes a short period of time to do this will really know anything?
This is another manifestation of the "instant" culture that we live in and is why we now have who knows how many compilation sefarim.
